Note: Relatively little effort made to stay strictly to the true limerick format.
There once was a CSI named Nicky, Whose lover was notoriously tricky. To the bed Nick was tied, and though he pleaded and cried, Well, I can't tell you the rest, 'cause it's squicky.
There once was a CSI named Nick, Who had the most amazing dick. When erect, it was so proud That it parted the crowd And into Grissom proceeded to stick.
There once was a CSI named Danny Who liked getting spanked on the fanny He looked for a man of a similar mind Who was strict and disciplined and kind. Then he met Mac and now they boff all they can-y.
There once was a CSI named Mac Whose mind was sharp as a tack He was in love with Danny Who had the most edible fanny And right now Mac's in the mood for a snack
There once was a profiler named Spence. Who, socially, was rather dense. So Hotch and Gideon took pity on the boy, Making him their FBI genius geek love toy, And f*cked him bent over a fence.
There once was a man named Hotch Who was troubled by a need in his crotch. Spencer dropped to his knees Willing and eager to please. While Jason sat close enough to watch.
There once was a doctor named House, Who was a brilliant, drug-addicted louse. Cruel to all but his best friend, Because he knew only Wilson could help his heart mend. And with Jim, House was as mild as a mouse.
There once was an agent named Ziva, Who was born in Israel and not Geneva. She became a member of NCIS, And joined Gibbs’ team, the best of the best, Where it soon became clear she was a diva.
Starsky & Hutch
There once was a man named Hutch Who loved his partner very much Not “partner” as in cop But as bottom to Hutch’s top Starsky was the man Hutch loved to touch.
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